My dog is insane.
Last night I sat working on my MIC 102 lab report on the sofa. I hear rustling coming from the dining area and then I see my puppy running full pelt past me with the remnants of a plastic bag. She proceeded to run laps around my apartment for a good ten minutes, bag in tow.
Today, she played with the spoils of her hard work last night.
Because life is so much better when you are in a plastic bag.