There was a consolatoin prize however for the puppy: bubble wrap. Obviously the bubble wrap is evil and therefore must be conquered. Here are the steps to Espresso-domination:
1. First, you observe Daddy playing with the bubble wrap and are startled by the offensive noise it makes.
2. You bark and dance with the bubble wrap to figure out its weakness.
5. ...and finally get the evil wrap within your clutches. You then pay it back in full for the noise it made at you by chewing on it.
And note: this method can be used on all evil things besides bubble wrap. This includes but is not limited to chew toys, socks, pens, balloons, etc.